"But you've never gone around saying 'vagina, vagina' like a sex-ed textbook before," continued Karyn. "Everyone already knows you have one. That's why even though the rest of you is boyish, you still have a boyfriend."
"I have a boyfriend?" said Jon.
"Of course you do. You're really a girl, even if you look and act and dress just like a guy. I know only the part of you between the legs is a girl but that's the part that makes you a girl. Why wouldn't you have a boyfriend?"
"Uhh..." said Jon. "Because since I look like a guy, when people see us together they'd think we're gay?"
"We're in one of the most tolerant cities around here. Nobody really cares even if they do think that." Then Karyn noticed something and pointed in the distance. "Your boyfriend's coming," she said. And approaching them was....