Angry, Jon held the stone tightly in his hand and said "I wish that Tom White is secretly attracted to me as a half-girl, but he doesn't want to admit it to himself, and that every time he insults me it's really because he's insecure about his attraction to me. I also wish that other people will be able to see how he acts and figure out that he's attracted to me before he himself does."
"Now that's evil," said Karyn. "But are you sure it's safe?"
"Umm," said Jon. "I guess not. I wish that Tom White would never use force against me in pursuit of his attraction."
Meanwhile, off in the distance, Tom was talking with Sarah McMillan. "There's just something about freaks like Jon which rubs me the wrong way," he said....