"Hi, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" said Jon as he opened the door. "What's up, I..."
Then he saw his dad with a strange man who was busy kissing him. His likely reaction to a scene like that was tempered by the fact that he could tell it was his mother; she still had her earrings and much of her clothes on, and the container of pills was nearby.
Joan paused and said "Oh. Jon... you shouldn't see us like this." Her voice was that of a man's, like her body.
"Mom, you took those pills by mistake?"
"We have to do something," said Jon's father. "That prescription is very strong and can be permanent..."
Jon looked at his two dads sadly and said "Yes, we do." He went directly to his room, which his parents might have thought strange if they hadn't been concerned with them both being men. But the reason he went to his room was so that he could make a wish.
"I wish that there is a pill which can make someone's penis shorter just like the penis pills make it longer. I wish that when the length is reduced to nothing, the user gets a vagina instead. I also wish that an overdose makes them female in body just like Mom's overdose made her male in body. Finally I wish that both types are permanent by themselves but can be reversed using the other type."
Jon wasn't sure that was enough. "I wish that both kinds of pill can be bought without a prescription by adults and that Mom and Dad will go to the store right now and buy some reverse penis pills."
There, everything was fixed....
