After much discussion, the partygoers figured out that the grand swap had resulted in these changes:
Jon now occupied the body of Sandra Swanson, the dominatrix.
Joseph now occupied the body of Cinderella Barkley, the extremely black girl.
Jeff now occupied the body of Lydia Feldstone, the fag hag and party hostess
Alan now occupied the body of Sarah McMillan, the cheerleader
Lydia Feldstone, the fag hag and party hostess, now occupied Jeff's body, which had a pussy rather than dick and balls.
Sandra Swanson, the dominatrix, now occupied the body of Ophelia Oliver, the wrestler.
Sarah McMillan, the cheerleader, now occupied the body of Slats Miller, the computer geek.
Cinderella Barkley, the extremely black girl, now occupied Joseph's body, which had a pussy.
Ophelia Oliver, the wrestler, now occupied the body of Rambo Tweet, the physically immature guy.
Rhoda Roark, who arrived wearing a hard hat and construction clothes, now occupied the body of Dale, the cross-dresser.
Sandy, the other cross-dresser, now occupied Jon's body, which had a pussy.
Dale, the cross-dresser, now occupied Alan's body, which also had a pussy.
Brent Ferris, the openly gay guy, now occupied the body of Rhoda Roark, who arrived wearing a hard hat and construction clothes.
Rambo Tweet, the physically immature guy, now occupied the body of Sandy, the cross-dresser.
Scott Upson, the narcissist, now occupied the body of Brent Ferris, the openly gay guy.
Slats Miller, the computer geek, now occupied the body of Scott Upson, the narcissist.
"So now we all know whose body we had before, and whose we have now. What about people who aren't here? Will they think we've always been in these bodies?" Jon demanded in his new dominatrix persona.