Scott was fuming. His manhood was gone! All because that Dale managed to be incredibly careless leaving a bottle open where it could get spilled. What a careless bitch... this wasn't a minor thing, it would affect Scott for the rest of his life, if nobody ever found an antidote. And if he ever got a girlfriend again, he and she could never...
At about this time Jon made his wish. It ended with "I also wish that in the meantime, he'd experiment with his sexuality."
Yeah, thought Scott. He would never be able to have sex with a girl, unless she was some particular kind of bisexual, maybe... but he bet the other male models where he worked would really love to be with someone like him. A lot of them weren't straight. Or maybe Brent from the party. Scott had always been interested only in girls before but somehow it seemed appropriate that if his equipment was different, he could have different interests. And maybe there was a bisexual girl who might be interested in him. There was really no need to be upset at Dale at all.
Scott decided to....