"Well, I might have to leave early, but OK, I'll tag along for a while. You wanna meet by the mall entrance?"
"Sure, how about in, oh, say, an hour and a half? Is that OK with you?" Dale asked Jon.
"Why so long?" he replied.
"I gotta shave my legs, shave my arms, shave my armpits, shave ..." Dale explained.
"I could brind you a follicle redirection pill," Jon offered. "Have you hear of those? They eliminate all your hair from the nose down, and they make the hair on top of your head grow fuller and faster. They take affect almost instantly and they're permanent. One pill is good for life."
"OK, in half an hour, then," Dale confirmed.
"In the meantime, why don't you give Sandy a call? Maybe he'd like to come along, too," Jon suggested.
"Ah, he's really pissed at me today," Dale explained. "After last night he was real jealous of my new tits, and I haven't even told him about the new pussy yet. Plus, we've always been identical twins, and now we have all these differences between us. Are you sure you want to deal with all that, Jon?"
"Call him and let's see what happens," Jon urged.
