"Magic shower water," replied Jon.
"What?" said Dale.
Jon whispered "I wish that I had a 2 liter soda bottle full of magic shower water that I collected at the magic shower yesterday, and which still works."
"Excuse me? I couldn't hear you..."
"Oh," said Jon. "I was just going to explain that the other day I got myself a bottle of magic shower water."
"Ahh, so that's what you were doing with that empty bottle."
"Yeah, I was collecting the water. I was wondering if someone could analyze it and find out a cure. I guess it wasn't such a good idea, because if anyone really wanted to analyze it they could just ask the school for a sample. You can use it if you want. I think you only need a little bit, so there's more than enough. Are you sure you really want to do it though?"
"Sure I'm sure."
"Dale, it isn't reversible! You'll be like this forever."
"Do you know how long I've imagined having a pussy? Forever."
"Okay," said Jon. He could wish up an easy reversal for anyone except himself anyway. "Just wait here..."
Jon ran off while Scott and Dale talked. A few minutes later Jon returned with a single serving soda bottle full of water. "Here," he said. "This should be enough. It's probably enough to even use more than once." Dale took the bottle from Jon and looked it over....
