"It looks like perfectly normal guy clothes to me," said Jon.
"Yeah, but..." said Joseph.
"But?"
"Well, they're here with Sandy and Dale. So if they're here as couples, it's the exact opposite way around from what it looks like! Sandy and Dale look like girls because they're in drag, but they're really guys. Alan and Jeff look like normal guys, but they have girl parts. It seems so strange... but I guess you're used to that, Jon."
"I suppose I am," replied Jon. "One thing, though...." He looked around for Lydia and waved her aside. "Hey, Lydia?" he asked.
"What is it, Jon?"
"You said some guys would be interested in us. Did you mean guy guys or did you mean guys as in people? Because I don't see many completely guy guys here... I don't see any except Sandy and Dale."
"I just meant people, but I invited a few guy guys."
"But nobody's here," said Jon. "The party's a little imbalanced."
Then Jon, who had had an occasional attraction to guys since his transformation, got an idea. He could use the stone to fix that imbalance. Make some more guys come, or just wish some of the girls into guys. Ophelia and Rhoda looked sort of like guys anyway. He excused himself to go to the bathroom, then held the stone and whispered "I wish...."
