Try as he might, Jeff couldn't stop looking down at his new, impossible sex organs. His reaction flashed wildly from shock to horror, then to curiosity, revulsion, and awe. None of that, however was making his bizarre new equipment change back or go away.
"Well, are you going to stand there looking at yourself or are you going to get dressed?" asked Alan.
"Give a guy a minute," Jeff snarled in return. "Shit, I can't believe this happened. What am I going to tell people? How do you deal with this, Jon?"
"I'm still figuring that out, every day" Jon replied, as if he really did have ten years experience dealing with female sex organs.
"No wonder you were asking about Jon," observed Joseph, who'd just finished dressing and gone looking for the others.
"Oh, fine; now I suppose the whole school is going to know!" Jeff complained as Alan swung into view.
"Hey, cool, now the four of us can double-date," Alan observed wryly.
"Just shut up, OK, Alan? Just shut up. You don't know what it's like," Jeff snapped.
"Maybe you can show me after school," Alan taunted. "For now, I think you pussies better dry off and get dressed before the bell rings."
That was it. Jeff locked eyes with Jon for the briefest moment, then the two of them grabbed Alan by the arms and hurled him into the magic shower!
