Jon walked into the classroom, and took his place. As he saw the other students come in, he saw Alan, Jeff and Joseph in their girly clothes, and there were another couple of boys with the same name, who were similarly dressed. Nobody seemed to notice the difference.
Then Mr Alan walked in. Before, he had been a plump, bespectacled, balding man. Now, his hair, although still thinning on top, was now down beyond his shoulders. He was wearing a cream blouse, with a pearl necklace. Below, his knee length skirt hid his legs, which were encased in black tights. He wore four inch sandals.
"Settle down class," said Mr Alan in his normal voice, and proceded to write on the blackboard. He didn't notice that with his heels, he could now reach higher than before.
The rest of the class, for all it's bizarreness, seemed to go slowly. Jon found some amusement from imagining Mr Alan with a vagina, and he kept looking across at Alan, Jeff and Joseph. Worryingly, every time he looked across at Joseph, Joseph was looking at Jon.
The bell went for the end of class and Jon quietly filed out with the rest. Joseph came up to Jon and passed him a note. Jon stopped and let the rest of the class overtake him. He opened the note that Joseph had given him. It said...
