In fact, Jon, Pete, Gabe, Eric, Stephanie, and Karyn all felt a bit creepy after splitting into twelve people, changing sex in some cases, and then screwing each other in various combinations. As a result, the group soon broke up and went home.
Jon has a few strange dreams that night, but no more than usual. After his strange daytime experiences, it would have been weird not to have some strange dreams. But then, just after six, Jon's phone rang.
"Uh, Jon; this is Gabe. I hope I didn't wake you up," the caller began.
"Uh, no, not much," Jon mumbled in a strange, high-pitched voice. His bed seemed smaller than usual, too. Then with a start he realized he was female. Oh shit, this again, he thought.
Jon soon realized that Gabe's voice sounded strange, too. "Gabe, are you OK?. You sound more like Pete. Do you have a sore throat or something?"
"No, man," Gabe replied incongruously. "I, like, am Pete, or at least half of me is half of him. The other half seems to be, uh, you. You're not talking much, though, except to say how horny you are. It's like... your female version... you know? But I don't know whether I split into Pete and one female half of you, or whether you split and one of your selves came here."
"I didn't split on purpose," Jon explained. "Lemme look around here, because the more I wake up the stranger I feel. Hang on. OK, I'm standing up. Crap! I'm naked! And I look like Karyn! And it looks like... oh crap! Pete is asleep in my bed and he seems to be naked as well. Have you and me done anything over there? I mean, like, since last night. Let me talk to myself."
"Sorry, dude, but you're in the bathroom right now and I don't feel like bustin' in there. I woke up in my pajama tops and you woke up in my bottoms. You took 'em off and threw 'em in the corner before you went to the bathroom, though. Do you have any idea what's goin on here, man?"
"No, except that if you called Pete's and Karyn's houses, you'd probably find a Gabe body and a female Jon body in one, and a Karyn body and a Gabe body in the other."
"Shit, man; we can't go on like this! What can we do?" Gabe pleaded. "Cause, oh man, this is weird. I asked you to be quick in the bathroom because I had to go too, and you've been in there for, like, twenty minutes, but now I don't have to go anymore. Oh, now you're coming out and wow! You look pretty good when you're naked and female. Did anybody ever tell you that?"
"Uh, no, not in a way that matters," Jon replied swiftly. "But look, maybe we should all get together and compare notes. What do you think?"
"I think you're comin' onto me here, Jon; that's what I think! Crap! You're wet and I'm hard. You wanna call Pete and Karyn, and then call me back? Take your time, though."
"Yeah, Pete here seems ready to go as well. Hmpf. That's weird," Jon remarked.
"What?" asked Gabe.
"Have you checked Pete's dick this morning, and is it ribbed?" Jon asked in Karyn's voice.
