"What do I do?" said one of the Jons to the other. [Note: in this branch, Jon is a complete guy who changes into two complete girls. Since he is split, he has no male self, male side, or male hips.]
"I don't know," she replied. "But there's something strange..."
"Yeah," said the first. "Why did Stephanie ask us if we liked the ribbed or the smooth if we weren't supposed to use them ourselves?"
"Hmm," said one Karyn. "It could be a joke, or maybe you were supposed to trade most of them and use the rest?"
Meanwhile, Pete dumped out his condoms and told the genie, "I wish that me and the Jons...."
