Of course, the only obvious idea was to go shopping! In the house! With me as the merchandise model. Oh, Karyn and Emily were overly excited to jointly decide that idea.
"All we need you to do, Jon, is look at any picture Karyn holds up . . . " Emily started.
". . . and then take off the clothes and . . . voila!" Karyn added.
They simultaneously interjected, "Instant Home Shopping!" Karyn and Emily laughed at the humorous incident. I alone was uneasy--well, more scared witless than uneasy, I guess. And, what would I get out of it, I thought. Then, I said:
"What would I get out of it?"
"Oh, you can pick out any of the clothes you want, Jon," Karyn demurely said. However, to me, it wasn't a very worthwhile perk.
"Ok, I'll go along with your idea, but be careful, huh?" I warned.
Emily then excitedly flipped through the Victoria's Secret catalogue while Karyn looked through some other magazine (maybe Seventeen(tm), but all of those chick-mags are the same to me); I tried to find something for myself, but couldn't concentrate.
"Hey, Jon! Look!" shouted Karyn. I looked up to see her bright smile. Then, I looked just inferior to her pretty face to see . . .
