Liz smiled and said " I wish that Jennifer's wish for everything to be different meant that she would come to Illinois to live with her Aunt and uncle, and become friends with karyn. I also wish that 'Jon' has actually been Jennifer masquerading as a boy in an effort to date Karyn."
Jon suddenly felt a tingle and his eyes closed as there was a flash. He (she?) felt something covering his chest, and something packed up in his underwear. he looked down, and underneath his shirt, he saw what appeared to be layers of ACE bandages strapping his breasts down.
"oh my go..." Jon stammered out as he fainted, as he realized that meant the padding in his underwear was probably to hide his lack of equipment.
Jon's Uncle gently carried Jon/Jennifer over to her bed and laid her on it.
"Well, that will work I guess"
Jon's Mom glared at Liz "This means I have a niece, and have lost my child, how do you think that's fair?"
