Jon was expecting to become some vapid blonde bimbo, but the changes seemed less drastic. He looked down to see that he was now wearing a cheerleading outfit, complete with pleated skirt and pom-poms, but he was still himself. Looking in a mirror, he also saw he now had makeup on his male face. His mother came back into the room.
"You'd better get going, Jon, honey," she said, not noticing anything odd, "The girls are here and you don't want to be late for the game, do you?"
"Uh..." was all Jon could manage.
"Hurry up, hon," his mom told him. He walked carefully through his house (which had recently become a small restaurant), and out the front door, to see...