"I think you've been spoiled Jon. Unlike men's sizes, womens sizes vary from store to store and brand to brand. You just have to try things on until you find something that comes close enough to fitting." Karyn lectured.
"That's crazy! Even if you find something you like, getting the right size would take forever," Jon observed.
"Yeah, well that is one of the more frustrating aspects of shopping." Karyn agreed. "Now that you mention it, that gives me an idea."
"Oh no!" Jon groaned.
"Oh shush, this is for you. I wish that any clothing I pick out for Jon will automatically fit perfectly when Jon tries it on."
"What about me? Jon asked.
"You're just like any other girl. Sometimes nice clothes fit, and sometimes you just have to wedge yourself into them. Don't worry, I'll take pity on you occasionally and pick out something for you. Besides, it maintains my mystic of superior shopping skills. You'll never be sure whether it's me or the magic." Karyn laughed.
