Karen tried to comfort Jon/Shelly, "Look at the bright side you still have the stone and you are quite the looker so if we can't get you back sure you could get a cute lesbian"
Jon kinda cracked a smile, "Funny Karen. But hey check this out-"
"You're not going to flash me are you??" Karen went to cut him off. "I have a generous pair too thanks to the rock.
On mention of breast Jon's eyes drifted to Karens for a moment.
beat
"Uh...no this" Jon showing the purse to Karen. "Look, I have an ID and I'm a little older and look I'm loaded. I can buy anything I want. So not too bad, overall."
Karen mused, "True, could be worse. You could be a poor waitress." Karen motioned to her self.
Jon avioded eye contact, "um...uh...yeah..."
A ringing phone interupted the akward moment.
A second ring passed.
"Jon, you have a cell phone now," Karen pointed out.
"Oh" Jon answered the phone
"Hello this is Shelly" Jon mentally cursed at how easly that came out of his mouth.
Karen watched Jon/Shelly's face as he was on the phone. It was clearly not a good phone call.
Jon hung up and looked down at the table for a moment then looked up at Karen.
"Well, it's a little worse now.....that was my boyfriend."