Way to go, Chad

When I came to, my whole body felt differant once again. I didn't know what was wrong at first, but as my vision cleared, I soon found out. I looked up and saw an old, decrepit version of myself standing before me. Immediatly, I looked down at my body. Still in the same black cargo pants, and still wearing the baby tee, but that was all. My hands were old and frail, with veins running throughout them. I was noticably shorter, and hair no longer rested on my shoulders. I could feel loose wrinkles on my skin and when I looked at Chad and Julie, I knew it was bad. Julie buried her face in her hands, and Chad had an extreme look of failure on his face.
"What in the hell!" My old body said, in a faint, scratchy voice. I could tell Kathy was just as shocked as I was. The gravity of the whole thing started to hit me and I almost felt like spinning. I was an old Kathy now. I very old Kathy. Just as those thoughts hit my mind, something horribly embarassing happened. My bowels let loose uncontrollably. I could feel the warm pee gathering in my panties, and then trickle down my leg. No matter how hard I tried to cut it off, I kept urinating. It got worse when I felt my colon loosen and the seat of pants filled with a warm substance.
"I just shit myself." I said, not caring about my elderly voice. I started to make my way back to the bathroom when Chad tried again. I really need to get that stone back from Chad, I thought, right as he began to speak.
"Okay, you guys must be 100 or so. I wish Jon and Kathy would regress in age 80 years."