"Wait a minute!" yelled Jon. "What am I doing?! I don't want to be a girl! I am NOT going to be like those characters in badly written transgender spooge! In fact, if this were one of those stories, I'd wish that the person WRITING the story would turn into a girl. Unless that person already IS a girl, in which case, I wish she'd turn into a boy!"
And suddenly, in another dimension, Mangina suddenly felt very strange.
