"Whoa... that's ... impossible! But it looks so real!" said Steve "the Stud" Farber.
"It is real!" said his friend Moose. "Jim is really a girl!"
"Look, I was trying to hide this," said Jim. "Let me explain, okay?"
Steve laughed and said "Explain how you convinced everyone you're a guy?"
"No!" said Jim. "I mean yes I'm a guy, but... I think I figured it out. Sarah turned out to have a guy's ass and a dick. It must have been mine! Somehow we swapped!"
"You mean that you have Sarah's pussy?" said Moose.
"I think I do."
Meanwhile, Sarah suddenly found herself thinking much better. She had just said... Of course! She had insulted Karla's brain. What would that do? They could swap brains, which could be the same as swapping bodies. Or... they could swap brains without swapping the brains' contents. Sarah was still herself, she was still in her own body, she still had her own personality... she just had a much better brain to use that personality in.
And she knew she never would have figured that out a moment ago. Sarah was never as dumb as people thought, but she wasn't particularly bright either. But now... figuring things out was easy.
She knew how to reverse the change now! Just make an insult that would let her swap back. She laughed to herself, saying "Jim's a girl now, Jim's a girl now..." But nothing happened.
A moment's thought gave her the answer. Nothing could reverse the change except apologizing. Not even another swap from another insult.
But maybe there was something she could do. If (using her new brain) she could think of a good insult that would hurt Jim and not hurt herself when they swapped... Hmm.
"Jim, Steve's never going to be your boyfriend." That should work. The way the insults worked, Steve would never be Sarah's boyfriend (she didn't like him that much anyway), but he would be Jim's.
Over in the men's restroom....
