Jim's day was not going well. First he argues and then breaks up with his girlfriend, second he discovers that somehow he now has a girl's wide rear end and feminine crotch, and most recently, a couple of his fellow gym class buddies had decided to depants him.
So basically, it was turning out to be one of those days...
The first thing Jim felt was the cold rush of fear and panic, as he now realised that the wide eyed crowd of guys staring at him were now in on his secret. Complete and total silence was all that could be heard, as everyone looked at Jim and he looked at them.
"Ok Genuis, how are you gonna get out of this one", Jim thought to himself.
And then, just like that, Jim had a plan...
Reaching down to the floor, Jim picked up his undewear and then put them on. It irritated the hell out of him, how the back part now kind of rode up his new and larger butt cheeks, but it was imperative that he remained calm. Calmness was the key to Jim's plan. Jim refocused his thoughts and then went back to his business, as if he was the only one in the room and nothing was out of the ordinary.
Reaching into his gym locker, Jim took his pants out, slowly and deliberatley taking his time to smooth out any wrinkles, and then casually putting them on at a leisurely pace. The 10 or so guys who had seen Jim's nakedness were still staring at him with big eyes and open mouths, not saying a word. Jim sprayed some deodarant under his arms and then put his shirt on. Then as if noticing for the first time that the boys were all still staring at him, he made eye contact with the group. They stared. He stared back. They stared some more. He stared some more. Finally, Jim just busted out laughing which made some of the guys jump at the sudden noise.
"You guys are the most gullible group of people I've ever seen!," Jim doubled over laughing. "I can't believe you all fell for my trick! When they were passing out brains you losers must have been taking naps. This is so funny!"
"What the hell are you talking about Jim", Tony asked in a confused voice. "We all saw what you looked like with your pants down. You ain't got no dick man. You're an apple without the stem dude."
Jim just shook his head in a pitiful patronizing way, and looked sadly at Tony and the rest of the group.
"Haven't any of you guys ever seen someone put their dick between their legs?" Jim asked in the simple but sure way a teacher talks to a small child. "Don't you think I knew you idiots were sneaking up behind me to try and pull one of your little pranks on me? I am the king of all practical jokes. You can't put nothing over on me! Nothing!"
Jim slowly began to walk across the floor, calm and deliberate, as if he didn't have a care in the world. He stopped, turned, and then began to speak to the confused crowd of guys once more.
"So just before you brainiacs decided to pull my shorts down, I decided that I would play a little trick on you all as well. So I carefully adjusted myself and then held my inner thighs together in a way that managed to conceal my big fat dong. Believe me dudes, that was by far the hardest part of the trick. You see, I'm really massive and huge down there, but I knew I had to get the best of you all, so I managed to keep my big monster in check. I knew it would blow your puny minds when you saw what I had waiting for you, and of course it did. You all should have seen the looks on your faces. Priceless!"
The guys were still looking at Jim, but slowly, their shock and unbelief were now being replaced by disgust and anger at the fact that Jim had somehow managed to fool them like that. A wirey kid named Jeff was still looking at Jim. Well, not exactly Jim, but more at Jim's crotch.
"Nobody can hide their dick that good Jim", Jeff stated. "Not even a tricky guy like you."
Jim looked confidently at Jeff and smiled a big shit eating grin.
"Well", he said as he reached into his pants. "I didn't know you were into guys Jeff, but if seeing my big hunk of prime studmeat is going to make you happy, then I'll show it to you. Just don't get any ideas Jeff. You might be gay, and that's totally alright, but I'm not, so don't be asking me out on a date or anything."
"Hey!", Jeff yelled angrily as the rest of the guys were now laughing. "I am NOT GAY!
"Me thinks he protests too much", Jim chuckled as he made like he was fixing to pull out his penis. "Really Jeff, it's ok. Lots of people are gay. You've got nothing to be ashamed of. It's a new century. Times have changed man."
Jeff's face turned red. "I told you I'm not gay. I like girls."
"Yeah, but they don't seem to like you too much!!!", one of the guys laughed.
"Aw to hell with you guys, I'm out of here", Jeff shouted as he walked away angrily.
Jim looked quickly at the crowd of guys who were now laughing and cutting up as if nothing strange had happened.
"They bought it!", Jim's mind shouted with glee. "Holy frickin' shit! These guys actually believed that crazy story I told them. I guess the old saying is true. Jocks are dumb."
Relieved at his success, Jim walked back over to his locker and got his things in order. The bell would be ringing soon that would signal the final class of the day, and after that was over, he could finally go home and try to come up with a plan and perhaps figure out what was going on.
The final class of the day was Math, so Jim figured things were going to be pretty uneventful. It was mostly girls in that class, and a few nerdy guy types, no one that would try to give him any trouble. And Tammy the cute cheerleader who flirted with him earlier was in it too. Thinks were definitely looking up.
"From here on out it looks like smooth sailing", Jim said quietly to himself.
Just then the school-bell began to ring...
Jim made his way out the door and proceeded to go to his next class, unaware of the events that were about to unfold.....
