Finally, it was over. Danny collapsed, totally spent. Patty (formerly Joan, formerly Jon) was embarrassed at what she had done. Did she really allow a guy to have sex with her?
Then Danny got up and walked away, as per the wish. Returning to his room, he lay down and fell instantly asleep, totally forgetting what had happened.
"Don't just sit there, do something!" said Joan (formerly Patty). Danny didn't even notice, until his penis started to squirm around and pull at his crotch, and the words it was saying finally got through to him and woke him up.
Danny yawned, stretched, and pulled back his blanket and shorts so he could look directly at his penis. Since wishes affect reality, having a human-like penis was natural to him and he remembered having always had it. However, Joan/Patty had heard the wish and therefore kept her old memory. She didn't act like Danny remembered his human-like penis as acting.
"What, that was you?" said Danny. "You woke me up?"
"It's me, Patty! I just got stuck here! You need to find Joan... who's probably calling herself Patty now... and get her to change me back!"
"What are you talking about? I don't know anyone named Patty. I can't believe this, my own dick wakes me up in the middle of the night..."
"I'm not your dick, I'm Patty! I got attached here by magic!"
"This is unreal. My dick is claiming it isn't my dick. I'm going to go back to bed."
"Don't you think just having your dick talk to you is unreal?"
"You've always been able to talk. If you want to stop, just stop. I don't care. Now I think I'm going to go to sleep."
"Go find Joan!"
"I'm not going to go find anyone in the middle of the night." He glanced a clock and saw that actually, it was early morning and the night was technically over. Regardless, he needed sleep, since he felt strangely exhausted. And what was up with his dick? He and his dick usually got along very well.
Patty picked up and put on the bra. "Hi, Karyn," she thought.
"Joan... let me guess. You had sex with him?"
"I had to," she replied. "It was a wish. And you may as well call me Patty now. We swapped, which means the wishes on me were on her. I'm okay as long as I don't call anyone a freak, which I never do anyway."
"After all of this, will we be okay after the 24 hours?" thought Karyn.
"Hmm. Well, you'll turn back to Karyn. But swallowing the stone and becoming a bra made you a wishing bra. Do you become a wishing girl when you change back? As for me, I don't think I change back... instead penis-Joan does."
"That's part of it," replied the bra. "But here's the problem. A wish changes reality but if it has a time limit, reality may change back."
"I don't get it."
"Look, Patty, if we just turn into Joan and a bra, and turn back after a day, nobody would remember Joan and the bra the day is over, right? They'd only remember it while reality was changed."
"Right... Once things change back, people remember the changed back version. They remember Jon and Karyn, not Joan and a bra."
"So once we change back, the new Joan is a male human-shaped penis and she remembers a version of this night that has Jon and a human me in it, not Joan and a wishing bra."
"Yeah."
"Can you think of a version of this night with Jon and a human me in it?"
"Uh, no. I'm sure we'll find out what it is, though."
"That's what I'm afraid of. Also, Danny is going to think he always had a human-shaped penis. In fact, he's going to think he always had a male human-shaped penis. What a mess. Maybe we should get started with some wishes trying to fix this, unless you want to wait until school so I can change back first."
