Instantly, Jon head was filled with Karyn's screams. "Karyn?" he called out, in Sarah voice. "Are you alright?"
"Sa...uuh...Sarah?" Karyn said, obviously fighting to get it out.
"Not exactly," he answered. "It's Jon. Sarah wished me into her body. What's wrong?"
"You...aaahh...you've got to help...oh...help me," she panted. "I'm still...unh...I'm still coming."
"What?" He looked down at the little statue, which showed no evidence of what was going on inside of it. "Why?"
"I...um...I don't know. It start...ooh...it started just as I turned...uhh...to stone. I guess that's why. Oohh! Just make...oh, shit...just make it stop."
Jon quickly made a wish. "I wish Karyn's orgasm was over." Instantly, he heard her shout the loudest she had since he could hear her again. And then, she got quiet. "Karyn?" he called softly.
"I'm here, Jon," she said weakly. "Just give me a minute to catch my breath. I think I just set the record for the world's longest orgasm." Jon waited patiently until she was ready to go on. "Okay. Now, what's going on. If you're in Sarah's body, where's the bitch? And why am I so small?"
"She's your bra, now. I tricked her into swapping places with me. As for your size, she shrunk you down. She was gonna give you to her uncle."
"I see," Karyn said. "Well, good riddance to bad rubbish. She can just stay a bra forever, as far as I'm concerned."
"Well, I don't know about that. But one things for sure."
"What's that?"
"We need to figure out how to get you and me back to normal. I mean, you're a stone figurine, and I'm... well, I'm Sarah."
Karyn laughed. "Sounds like you got the worst end of the deal."
"Tell me about it."
"So, what's your plan?"