"I wish that for the next one month Steve 'The Stud' Farber will want to wear a necklace, bracelets, earrings, lipstick and other facial make-up, and nail polish, and will think that it's totally normal to do so."
"There. That should do it," said Jon.
"Yeah, 'The Stud' will probably be the prettiest guy in school now," said Karyn.
Meanwhile, at Steve Farber's house ...