poof
suddenly Karyn and Jon found themselves wearing paper hats sitting around a small table with a power rangers cake on it and party horns in thier mouths. They were covered in confetti and saw a piñata swingin' over head.
"uhh... this isn't exactly what I had in mind"
"mffmffmff..."
"goddamit Jon stop eating cake!"
"gulp sorry, hungry." Jon said patting his stomach.
" I thought you were filled by the pizza"
"nah theres always room for some chocolate cake" he snatches the stone from Karyn.
"hey!"
"I wish I had a carton of milk!"
Just then the piñata broke open and a carton of milk fell unto the table.
"All right!"
Karyn slumps in her chair, "jesus h. christ Jon, were supposed to be having fun!"
"this is fun"
"UGH! thats not what i mean, i mean real fun, fun that we couldn't have any other way!"
"what do you have in mind?"
Karyn reaches for the stone and gently cradles it in the palm of her hand.
"hmmm... I wish.....i-wish-that-cake-tasted-like-garbage."
"PLAH! gag ppt!
"HAHAHAHA!"
"Hey thats not funny!" Jon said gargling some milk to wash out the taste.
"Well serves you right, ok now seriously, what can we wish for?"
They ponder.
"OK! I got it, Karyn hand me the stone, ok, ok, I wish..."
"not food."
"sigh not food. I wish..."
"not milk."
"sigh i know... ok, I-"
"or coke."
"OK!! Jeez I wish you finish what I start!"
Jon felt the rock tingle.
"uh oh..."
Suddenly Jon dropped the stone and raced towards the garbage cake, which he promptly consumed. All the while, Karyn was laughing like a crazed chipmunk.
"pllrrpituptpptpprr...not..ppt...funny...ppt!"
Karyn simply laughed harder.
Jon eyed the stone lying on the ground, he picked it up.
"well lets see how funny you think this is, i wish Karyn..."
