(I actually wrote the choices from on scraps of paper and drew them from a hat so they are random)
"Karyn, what are you thinking!" Jon said as his hand reached into the bowl and began to mix the papers before drawing a scrap.:
"Having fun," Karyn said with a wink. "Relax Its only for a week, plus I'll be there somewhere."
Jon pulled the first scrap, and read " Weight Less then 110 lbs, Well that ones not so bad"
"Not so fast Jonny-Boy" Karyn laughed " You still have two more to draw," shaking the bowl to mix the paper.
"Fine," Jon sighed as he reached into the bowl and pulled out the seconded scrap "Breast of at Least D-Cup!" he cried "Great, lets just hope they aren't too big
"Pfft, Baby" Karyn scoffed "Now you'll know how I feel, now draw your last one Jon,"
Jon grudgingly reached into the bowl to draw his final scrap of paper,"7 months or more Pregnant"
Karyn burst into laughter "If your weight is less the 110 while at least 7 months pregnant you'd tiny!
"Karyn Your a.." Jon began to say before he blacked out...
