"Wait a minute Jon, you specified I could easily conceal my couchness, and that I could have normal kids. How am I gonna do that if I need to unzip myself before I go to the toilet?"
Jon replied, "I said you could transform, and your privates are easy to keep private." His head ached with the effort of dealing with it all. "So if you're not keeping them private you can make something else couchlike to satisfy the wish." Jon brightened, "Oooh! You could make a sexy couch fabric corset appear while you were 'freshening up', and then make love, or your legs could end in couch fabric boots, and you keep them on. Or you could relocate your other couchness thing to be couch tassels but they are on your nipples? I'm mean they would really be your nipples, but your lover wouldn't have to know that, right? I'm babbling, I'm sorry, I'll stop."
Karyn struggled to hold back a sob...
...and then turned her nipples quickly into tassels. She felt the zipper vanish and then reappear as she turned her nipples back to normal.
"That'll have to do." She clapped her hands on her her hips. "So again, what now?"
