James had decided to tell Jack the truth, at least part of it. That he had switched bodies with his wife and that he was really James. James couldn't bring himself to tell Jack about Lisa's affaire, since he knew that would probably ruin their marriage and James couldn't do that to Lisa, no matter how much he wanted her for himself. James was about to start his strange explanation of the events, but Jack stopped him.
"Just a second honey." He said with a big smile on his face. "I've got to show you something."
Before he knew what was happening, Jack had stepped behind James and covered his eyes with his hands. James felt himself being scooted forward and turned around a corner.
"I'll just let Jack show me whatever it is he was going to show Lisa and then I will tell him the truth about who I am." James thought as Jack pulled away his hands.
"Surprise!" A group of some twenty people yelled in unison. James let out an involuntary girlish scream of surprise. Completely taken aback, James stood looking at the group of people, some he knew other he didn't. A large sign reading Happy Birthday hung in the living room. James was speechless as Jack turned him around and suddenly planted a long, deep kiss on James' mouth. James struggled momentarily as he realized he was kissing Jack, but Jack's strong arms had pulled him in tightly. Surprised by the tongue suddenly in his mouth and the strange sensations of his new large breasts being smashed against Jack's chest, James succumbed to the kiss and returned it helplessly.
Partially dazed as they broke the kiss, James was greeted by all of Lisa's friends at the party.
"Here Lisa's." A blond girl that James recognized as Sharon said as she handed him a shot glass. Sharon had quickly drunk her shot and was now looking at James expectantly. James knew that Lisa wouldn't have hesitated to drink it, so he quickly drank down the shot.
"What was that?" James coughed.
"Goldslogger!" Sharon said pouring another two shots and handing one to James. James followed Sharon's lead and down the second shot. She started to pour a third one, which James was dreading since he was already feeling a warm glowing feeling in the pit of his stomach and knew that he was quickly on his way to getting plastered at this rate.
"Present time." Someone said and James was lead over to the couch where he was seated next to Jack. James was feeling really self-conscious as everyone in the room was now staring at him expectantly. James couldn't help but notice that most of the men's glances kept darting to his chest and his nylon encased legs. The idea suddenly occurred to James that everyone in the room could probably tell that he wasn't the real Lisa and that they all somehow knew that he had been transformed from himself in to Jack's wife, but that was crazy. Still, James took the third shot from Sharon when she offered it to him and he quickly downed it. He was beginning to feel a little tipsy and couldn't help but giggle a little.
James felt very strange opening up Lisa's presents, but knew he had no other choice. He got some DVD's, a couple of cute blouses, some candles, a few CD's, some gift certificates to Victoria Secrets and a new shirt. James knew Lisa very well and did a pretty good job of copying the reactions that the real Lisa would have made to each gift, although he did blush uncharacteristically at the Victoria Secrets gift certificates and the very forward suggestions from Lisa's friends on what she should buy with them.
"Now for my gift." Jack said with a big smile on his face as he handed James a large, brightly wrapped box.
James quickly took the box with a giggle, as he knew Lisa would have, and gave her husband a big smile of gratitude as he started to open the box.
"Oh my God." James gasped as he saw what was in the box. It was
