"You're not a lesbian, Karyn."
"Of course I'm not, Jon. You know I'm bisexual."
"Karyn, you're NOT bisexual. I know you. You must have been affected by the rock or something."
"It's not the rock, Jon. Don't you think I'd know?"
"Actually, you might not."
"It doesn't matter. This is how I am. And I can't change it. In fact, I don't want to change it."
"But, it's wrong."
"You know, Jon. Maybe I should do something for YOU."
"Huh?"
She snatched the rock from him. "I wish Jon would become bisexual too. There, maybe then you'll appreciate me more."
"I can't believe you just said that!"
