Well, he DID want a complete GI Joe collection. AND a GOOD love dolls one too.

"I wish the men among you would all become G.I.Joes that I don't have, retaining your memory and your ability to walk, talk and move only when I want you to. I also wish you would not attack me or my family by any means. Finally I wish that the women among you would change into my favorite supermodels posters which I can change into the real supermodel, or back into poster form when I want so. I wish to be able to change them in any way I want, wether they are in the poster or out of it. I wish the poster images can talk and move when I allow themto do so. I also wish these supermodel forms would be totally loyal to me and answer to my every whim in a way that satisfies me. I wish these posters to be covering my bedroom wall and that everyone except me and Karyn would remember them being there, at the present arrangement and form, for the last seven months or so, even if I change them." - With this, Jon had a whole new poster collection. A VERY lifelike one indeed. Now, which one should he pick as sleeping company...?