Eddie dropped the rock as if it burned him, and doubled over. He righted himself again shortly, arms crossed self-consciously over his chest, swearing.
"Damn. Es su hermanita, es verdad. Elf or not, Zoe's as twisted as ever."
"What was the hex?"
"Just 'cause your sister ain't a goth no more doesn't mean she doesn't have the same sense of humor. Bitch gave me witch tits!"
"Witch tits?"
"Damn straight. The mark of el diablo, eh? Most common prank hex in the book."
Eddie uncrossed his arms to show his new smallish breasts.
"I'd report her to the vice principal, but this shit happens so often they don't even give detention for it anymore. I'll just have to work 'em off. Take me about a week. Looks like we solved your problem, though."
"What do you mean?"
"Karyn here, right? She's already got boobs. Worst it could do would be augment her a little. Maybe she could wish the hex off the stone."