Jon slowly turned the stone around in his hands. His new power was incredible and he wanted everyone in his town to know it. "Why wait?" he asked himself. "I wish everyone in this town knew about my wishing power!"
Just then, Jon heard screams from down the hall. He chucked to himself. "I expected groveling, not screams." Jon hopped to his feet and walked towards Zoe's room, stone in hand. He was excited to personally rub it into her face. If she was nice, maybe he wouldn't use it on her. At least not immediately.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck." Zoe mumbled to herself. Inside Zoe's room, Jon found his sister huddled into a ball, slowly rocking back and forth.
"Wow, you're a sore loser. Maybe Gramps sent you something in the mail as well" Jon said with a smirk. "If you ask me nicely, I'll only slightly mess with you."
Zoe turned her head towards Jon, her face was covered in tears. "What the fuck? Are you Zoe?" she asked Jon.
"Did you forget who you are? Are you feeling alright?"
Before she could respond, the sound of something heavy hitting a floor caused the siblings to jump. Ignoring Zoe, Jon ran down the hallway to see what happened. As he passed his parent's room, he heard his mother and father yelling.
"Don't you fucking touch me! What did you do? Why would someone do this?" his mother screamed.
"What did YOU do?! This is fucked up, I didn't wish to fuck my mother. Turn me back!" yelled his father in response.
"Fuck your mother? I don't know who you are or why you did this to me, but you're a sick fuck! My father's penis was just INSIDE me! IN! SIDE! ME!"
Jon opened his parent's door to see his mother and father awkwardly sitting half-naked on opposite sides of their room. They both turned to Jon and simultaneously yelled, "Who are you? Give me back my body!"
Everyone went silent and looked at each other in confusion. Just then, Jon realized what happened. His wish didn't teach everyone in town about the rock, it changed reality to make sure that everyone in the town already knew about the rock. Unfortunately, the stone did this by putting a copy of Jon's mind into every town member in range.
