"Whaaaaaa....? What did you do?" Alan squeaked.
"I think that's pretty obvious." Susan rumbled in Alan's much deeper voice. "As long as we're going out, I didn't want you to have all the fun, and it's perfectly normal for me to be taking my lovely wife out."
"But I'm your husband, not your wife. This is crazy. You did something else too, you look different than I do ... or did."
"For now, I'm your great looking, and somewhat younger husband, while you are my lovely busty bouncy wife." Susan smiled a big toothy smile. "The women are going to be so envious of you when they see the young hunk you have. This will be great fun. Oh here... you'll need your purse." Susan said, striding over to Alan and helping him up from the couch and thrusting a small purse into his hands. I've already packed it with things you might need."
"Purse?"
"Yes a purse. You don't have any pockets and it will help to keep your hands occupied. Whoa! This is so cool!" Susan said pulling Alan in close with one arm. "I can look right down your cleavage from this height."
"What?" Alan flinched, lifting a small hand to his ample chest in reflex.
"Oh stop. You look good. Real good in fact." Susan leered. "As a matter of fact, I ... oh ... my god, is this normal?" Reaching down, Susan began trying to adjust the growing bulge in her pants. "God this feels so good, but it's rather awkward. How do you make this go away?"
"Ooohhh. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" Alan tittered.
"Ha ha, now really. How do you control this." Susan demanded.
"You don't! And it serves you right. Look down my cleavage..." Alan mumbled.
"Well I know of at least one way to make it go away little miss tease." Susan said, tightening her grip and looking straight down into Alan's eyes.
Alan's eyes went wide in alarm. "You ... We can't ... I don't ..."
"Oh my. I was only playing. I didn't mean to frighten you. You know I would never hurt you." Susan said in a soft deep comforting voice before tipping Alan's trembling chin up and kissing the full round mouth that waited so lusciously.
