"Him? No..." Marylou said, gesturing to Mikey. She and Sally Anne then laughed at the clerk's joke. "It's okay," she said, "He's gay."
"What?!" Mikey cried out. "I'm not gay!"
"It's okay, Mikey, you already told me yesterday, it's no big deal. Nobody cares."
"But I'm not!" He realized that must've been why he could 'watch them try on bras.' That damn wishing stone!
"Well if you're not," Sally Anne said, "then you should probably leave."
"No!" Mikey yelled, "I mean, it's okay. I want to help."
Mikey couldn't believe what he was saying. Had the wishing stone really made him gay? Wouldn't he at least be turned on watching those girls model underwear for him? Mikey grumbled, cursing the wishing stone under his breath as the girls went into the change rooms...
