Jon arrived at the mall. He had some birthday money left, and he was after the new console that had just come out that month. He had been saving up, and together with his birthday money, he just had enough. Jon put his hand in his satchel, just to make sure that the money was there. Not looking where he was going, he bumped into a lady wearing a smart business suit. Jon fell over, and then the strangest thing happened. His head fell off. Jon looked up the best he could (as his head was rolling about on the floor) and he saw that the young woman's head had also fell off and landed on the floor next to him.
Jon saw the woman's look of horror on her face, and then a pair of hands grabbed the woman's head and lifted it up. He also felt a pair of hands grab his head, and he was lifted up. His head was put on top of a body, and Jon felt a sigh of relief. That was, until he saw his reflection in a shop window. His head was atop the woman's body. He had to admit, it was a nice body - the lady was youngish, about 25 or so, wearing a black jacket and short skirt, which ended above the knee, a white blouse and a necklace. There were rings on her finger - noticably a wedding ring, and the nails were perfectly pink and polished. The lady was wearing black tights, and heels that were about three inches high. But Jon's head was above this sight! This wasn't right.
"What happened?" he said, more to himself.
"You stupid idiot." the woman replied. Jon saw with amazement that the ladies head was on top of his body. "Don't you know what happens when people bump into each other? Now I've got to stay in this body until I can find someone to bump into." And with that, the lady stormed off.
Jon looked at his body disappearing with horror. Then he realised - the money! He had to get the money back. He ran after the lady, stumbling in the unfamiliar shoes. He had to get his money back!
