"Hey, Mickey" said a familiar voice. Mickey looked up and saw Jessica. She was Mickey's girlfriend, well, as much as someone Mickey's age can have a girlfriend. Jessica had once told him she loved him and would marry him and live happily for ever and ever.
"Happened to you too, eh?" said Mickey. Jessica's head was atop the body of a thirty-something year old man, wearing a smart business suit.
"Hey," said Jessica, "Wanna see my pee-pee?"
Mickey had no desire to, but found himself saying "Okay then."
"Show me yours first." said Jessica, teasingly.
Mickey took Jessica home and they stood in the living room. Mickey lifted up his skirt and pulled down his knickers.
"Wow! Awesome!" said Jessica.
"Now your turn." said Mickey. Jessica began to unbuckle her trousers and then stopped.
"I can't...it's embarrassing."
"Come on, I showed you mine."
Mickey reached and pulled down Jessica's trousers. Jessica was wearing a pair of baggy boxer shorts, but there was a large bulge in them! Mickey pulled down her pants, and Jessica stood there, her penis erect and fully ten inches.
"It won't go down! It won't go down!" said Jessica, crying.
"Never mind," said Mickey, "I've got an idea..."