So Mikey Loses

"Pair of Aces and three nines!" Mikey shouted. "I want..."
"Not so fast,"Jon said, revealing his cards. "Three Aces, two nines."
"NO!" Mikey whined.
Jon ran into his brother's new body, knocking Mikey's head off, and replacing it with his own.
"OK, this is what I wanted," Jon said, slipping into the dress he had won earlier. Jon ran his new feminine hands over his pantyhose covered legs. "Oh yeah, this is so much better than Sarah's body. This is even better than when I swapped heads with that ballerina girl when I was eight!"
"Oh man, mommy is going to be mad with me," Mikey said.
"I'm going out," Jon said, slipping his hose covered feet into his mother's heels. "You stay home in case mom want's to know what happened to her body.
Jon walked out(with a minor stumble in his mom's heels) and Mikey looked down at the body he had now.
"I really don't like this body," he said. He looked out the window to do some body shopping.