Fred suddenly came on a channel that was airing the game for his favorite football team, and suddenly there was a hunky, musclebound football star still doing a strip tease in the middle of his bedroom.
"GAH!" Turning around, he mumbled to himself, "Okay, maybe that was a bad idea..."
"Mikey, become Pam Anderson." And he felt more comfortable.
Turning around, he smiled, "Okay, no more of that. Let's see what else is on?"