"Never mind," said Mikey. "You got to choose what you were before. Now, it's my turn."
"What are you going to turn into?" Sheila asked.
"I can't turn myself into anything. But I can change you, or any girl I want!"
"Just girls? Why?"
"Never mind. Anyway, let me see ... "
"Please, Mikey," said Sheila, a little scared. "I've always been nice to you. Don't change me into something bad, like a frog or a bug. Promise me?"
"I wouldn't do that to you. I'll make you something you'd like. Like ... "
Mikey thought hard. What would she like being? A horse? Or a bird? A cat? Then, he remembered something he'd overheard his older brother and his friends talk about once. It was about this girl at school, and how she really liked to be, what was it? Oh, yeah!
"Sheila, be horny!"