Karyn had gotten the most incredible pleasure from rubbing and rolling that long penis--but by the time an hour had passed, it had become only painful, and she saw no changes to the body at all. "Dammit, I wish I knew why this wasn't working."
The answer? Sarah didn't know the least bit about making wishes. First she wished a whole bunch of feminine attributes on Jon--then she made another wish that if he thinks of boys sexually he would become less feminine. In other words, Sarah said "I wish that if you think of boys sexually, the first wishes will reverse." That wasn't ever going to work.
But the body swap itself had worked, which gave her another idea. "Come in Jon!" she yelled, and soon she saw her own body walk through the door.
"I wish that there was a statue here that looks exactly like Jon's original body, that I swap bodies with Jon and Jon with the statue, that once Jon's in the statue it would be alive and the other body wouldn't be, and that any wishes Sarah made against Jon would stay with the body and not move."
Karyn felt she had to look away, and then a statue of Jon materialized in the room. The floor creaked a bit, but didn't break. Then she could no longer feel a body at all, but her perspective changed, as if she was being lifted up out of the altered Jon body and deposited into her own. And a mist, which somehow looked Jon-like, left that body and entered the statue, which gained color and appeared to be human.
Something clicked, and she could feel her body again. She was herself and looking at her own body, which had turned into a statue itself. Jon was alive and finally, well.
"I-- I can't believe it!" exclaimed Jon. "You fixed it. You fixed everything..."
"Not yet" said Karyn. "There's Freddie and Mickie." She took the stone out of the statue's hand and said, "I wish that Mickie was here and swapped with a statue that looks like Mickie's original body, like I did for Jon, so Mickie's in a new version of her original body and all wishes are still with the statue."
"What about Freddie?" asked Jon, as he watched the statue and Mickie appear and saw a swap like before, this time from the outside.
"I couldn't figure that one out. Maybe another statue and another body swap?" She handed Jon the stone. "Can you think of something better, Jon?"
"I think I might know something that'll work," said Jon. "I wish that Freddie lose the French accent and that he demand a high pay rate from Sarah for being a maid, and that if Sarah fires him or won't pay him he's no longer a maid." He laughed at the idea of Freddie walking up to Sarah and demanding a hundred dollars for cleaning her room.
"But you know," said Karyn, "something's bothering me."
"Hm?"
"That thing about swapping with a statue. Wouldn't that mean that any transformation wish can be reversed? It's too easy. I mean, how often is someone going to make a wish and say "... and make sure they can't fix it by swapping bodies"?
Jon's mother opened the door. "Hello, Jon, Karyn, Mikey" she said. "Karyn's mother told me you were here."
Jon quickly moved to the side, trying to hide the two statues behind him. They were half-hidden behind a desk already, but Jon succeeded only in looking very silly.
Somehow, Jon's mother didn't seem to care that there was a statue of a female Mikey and of a she-male goth with a two foot penis. It could be the wish messing with her memory, but to Jon, what his mother was saying sounded a little false.
"I see you two have learned one of the important methods of reversing wishes," said Jon's mother. "The statue trick is pretty clever."
"Mom, how did you know..." said Jon. "Wait, Grandpa?"
Jon's mother smiled. "In the flesh. Have you ever wondered if I'd use the stone to stop aging, and how I'd hide it if I did that? I did it by pretending to be my own daughter."
"But what happened to Mom?"
"Nothing, Jon. I did that before you were born. I've been your Mom all along. And your Grandpa."
"But Gr-- Mom--, you..."
"All parents keep some secrets from their children" said Jon's mother. "And by the way, body swaps aren't as useful for reversing wishes as you think. For instance, it worked okay for Jon, but not so well for Mickey."
"Mom? Are you Mom?" said Mikey. "It worked good! I'm me again, I'm not a girl any more..."
"Oh" she said, "Mikey's okay. Freddie's the problem. Freddie wished he'd be best friends with and play with Mickey, and that spell stayed with the statue, so Freddie is best friends with and plays with the statue. I suggest you fix it, Jon. I decided you were mature enough to have the stone; you're mature enough to clean up your own messes. And by the way, try to come home for dinner, okay?"
And she walked out, leaving everyone dumbfounded.
