from bad...to worse

"Oh thank goodness you got here so quickly, Karyn! I thought I was going to lose you!"
Karyn took one look at the extensively transformed Joannie and blanched in disgust. "Geez, Joannie...why do you have to dress so freaky? Your just lucky that youve got that big ass bull-dyke sister to protect you at school. Do you ever worry about how other people think of you?
Jon paused for a moment to think about what she had said. She thought that Jon had always been Joannie! She thought that his brother/sister had always been a muff-diving dyke! She probably thought that Sarah's brother had always been a sissy french maid, too!
"No! You dont understand, Karyn! I'm not realy Joannie...I'm realy Joannie! I mean..."
Karyn backed away from him and said "I know what you mean...and it wont work. Your not getting into my pants you freaky...thing you! I think I'll keep this wishing stone - It's to much power to be in the hands of somebody like you!"
And with that, Karyn climbed into her car...and drove away.