Soon her phone chirped with an incoming message. Sarah opened it to find a simple text message consisting of a string of seemingly random digits and letters, followed by a phrase, a short description "“ the so-called 'change' of that particular Mutantext. It read, simply:
BIG PINK POT BELLY
"What the heck is that supposed to mean?"
Sarah was becoming sceptical of the website's authenticity. Well, she knew it couldn't possible make the kind of changes it advertised "“ there was no such thing! "“ but what's the deal with this kind of retarded name calling? Is this the service they provide? It seemed rather pathetic, to be frank.
The advert had said to forward it on to see results, so Sarah contemplated spending another $2.50 to do so. She decided that today she was in a generous, forgiving mood and would give this shady company one more try before removing herself from their registry. So she pressed 'send' and forwarded the Mutantext to
