confonting his roomate

they realized that it was starting to get late and they needed to get back to their dorms. they told eachother good night and promised to drink the other two sodas and meet up on the grounds at ten o'clock tomorrow. jon on his way back to his dorm bought some makeup and red nail polish because even though he was a girl he wanted to look good, he went back to his dorm and his roomate noticed him and said "oh you drunk one of those sodas, i've been hearing about them all over campus" he noticed jon was drinking another "woah do you want to be a girl" "no not really just trying it out" with each drink his boobs got only slightly bigger his butt got bigger his hair became blonder and his face began to change and he noticed his shoes were nearly falling off he went into the bathroom to paint his nails then went to bed but, couldn't sleep because of his new assets he whispered to the stone "i wish while i have boobs i can sleep without being uncomfortable" and not long after he drifted off.