"I wish for me and Jon to travel through time to 1956 suburbia for one hour!"
As soon as Karyn finished the sentence, Jon felt an alien sensation. It was like he had been in a fish tank his whole life, and someone had just pulled him out. It was very unpleasant.
"Excuse me, Ma'am, are you still there?"
Jon stared straight forward. Less that a millisecond ago, he had been in school. Now he was like, 70 years in the past. The air smelled different, cleaner and a little bit sweeter. It was kind of amazing.
"Ma'am?" A crackly voice snapped Jon out of it, and she looked across the room to the mirror on the wall and saw herself for the first time. Oh boy. Why couldn't she stop smiling?
"MA'AM!" A determined voice said from the phone.
"Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry, I was just having a bit of an episode." Jon said sweetly. Oh my god, what was she saying? Why was she saying it like that? "Can you help remind me, who am I speaking to again?"
