(It's not actually based on anything, so you can make up anything you want)
"I'm going to kill that old man when we're through here." Karyn said with a deep cockneyed accent.
"You have no one to blame but yourself. After what happened to me how could you do the same thing?"
Karyn glared at Jon. He stepped back nervously. Karyn, was already massive, and in his new body he was barely over five feet tall. Maybe she's worse off after all..., He thought.
Karyn's face softened a bit. "Sorry.. I do have to wonder if this is s'posed to be some kind o' joke. I mean, a boy turned into an elf maiden and a girl turned into a troll?"
"Well...let us just get it over with. He said that next we had to choose a story theme and setting." Jon walked over to his bookshelf, noticing that Karyn was watching the sway of his hips with a strange look on her hideous face. "We can use this book, or try and pick another one...."
