As Jon was thinking all of this to himself, a couple of guys walked by, apparently checking out a girl that was getting out of her car nearby.
"Man, check her out," one of the guys said.
"Oh, man. I wish she was my girlfriend*." And they went on their way.
*Oh no,_ Jon thought, after he heard the word "wish".
The girl slammed her car door and walked towards Jon. "Hey, Jon."
"Do I know you?"
"Well, I hope so. I'm your girlfriend."
