"Heh, I think I have a fun little idea here."
"Zoe, you love my brother back. In fact, when he's around ,you suddenly lose your goth personality when talknig to him, becoming very timid and meek."
"Jon, you still love her... but you are also extremely geeky. I mean the very idea of a short, scrawny, nerdy stereotype, in body and clothes and mind. Lucky for you Karyn now likes guys like that..."