Holding the stone, Jon said "I wish I was dating ..." At that moment, he saw someone walking in the general direction of his house. It was Biff Meadows, the boyfriend of Sarah McMillan. He was a macho type of guy. Star quarterback, good looks, that sort of thing. But he was also a bully. He liked to torment people he deemed to be "losers". Goths, nerds, geeks, emos, definitely twinks. He had a special hatred for gays. Well, anyway, even though Jon didn't necessarily fit into any of those categories, he was still picked on by Biff and his jock buddies. "Biff? What's he doing here?"
As the stone began to glow, Jon realized his mistake. He finished his wish with the name "Biff"!
"No, no! I didn't mean ..."
The stone flashed, causing Jon to close his eyes. When he opened them ...
