TGS:RULE BRITANNIA!!!

John rubbed the numbness out of his eyes and looked at his surroundings, seeing a huge wheel towering over the lake, his heart jumped "the london eye? why that means... ENGLAND!!!" john could have jumped for joy he was home!
England! that decaying dump of a country he was home, he ran up to the thames only to realise that his legs were hampered by something and he trips scratching his elbow as he falls, "just a scratch" he thought, yet he couldnt suppress the urge to cry, a loud shrill, ear piercing cry! suddenly out of nowhere a woman appeared and before john could say "who are you lady" she picked him up and said "poor baby, let mummy kiss it better" and began to kiss his elbow...