Suddenly, Karyn lunged at Jon. Reflexively, Jon pulled the trigger. A green ray shot from the Preg-O-Tron and hit Karyn, engulfing her in a nimbus of light. Jon couldn't believe what he had done. He hadn't actually planned on using it on Karyn, just bitches like Sarah. And he genuinely could have done good with the ray. And now he had gotten his best friend pregnant. Looking at the ray, he saw that it had no reverse button. He had wished for a ray to make girls pregnant, but hadn't asked for a way to remove the pregnancy.
"Damn it, Jon," gasped Karyn, grabbing her stomach. "I'm pregnant now because of you. What did you set it on?"
Jon checked the settings, which read...
